I always swore that I wouldn't do one of these, but I've finally consented after literally no pressure from the public.
|Web Name:||The Blue Newt|
|Birth name:||Graeme McArthur|
|Birth date:||1st February 1982|
|Height:||I'm guessing about 6'1"|
|Weight:||No idea I'm afraid|
|Hair colour:||Sandy brownish|
|Foot size:||UK 11|
|City:||fair Newcastle upon Tyne|
|Sport:||Football (Soccer to the uneducated)|
|Occupation:||Student at Durham University|
See! It's just dull.